Age when shot: 18
Hair color: blonde
Height: 170cm
Weight: 50kg
Breast size: medium
Measurements: 84/61/84
Country: Latvia
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Kate looks like somebody I definitely could have fucked in college! A solid 4 stars!
I Would Fuck That In A Heartbeat .......
Kate: "Uncle Harry, do you think that my breasts are too big?"
Harry: "I don't know Sugar Pie, why do you ask?"
Kate: "Well Uncle Harry, some of the boys in school have been making fun of them."
Harry: "That is terrible Honey. What have they been saying about them?"
Kate: {Sobbing} "Well Uncle Harry, some of the boys have been saying that they must be fake. Do you think that they are fake looking?"
Harry: {Consoling little Kate} "Well, I haven't seen your breasts since you were much younger. So I would not know."
Kate: {More sobbing} "Could you take a peek and let me know Uncle Harry? Please?"
Harry: "Well Uncle Harry, I'll give you the same Birthday Gift that I gave you last time if you will do this for me. Pretty please?" ...
{Heh Heh Heh"}
I say "grab while the grabbin's good!"
LOL - I have been drinking and I fucked that up.
It should have ended:
Kate: {More sobbing} "Could you take a peek and let me know Uncle Harry? Please?"
Harry: "Well I don't know Honey".
And then Kate says:
"Well Uncle Harry, I'll give you the same Birthday Gift that I gave you last time if you will do this for me. Pretty please?" ...
{Heh Heh Heh"}
You get the idea though. And I'll let the Trolls debate whether or not her tits are "fake".
Dirty Harry:
U made an actual funny! I'm fucking impressed! For a serious fucker, you actually have some imagination. LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL!
PS, let me do a bit more drinking myself; and I'll see what I can come up with for the next episode of the Uncle Harry Show. Stand by.........
Dirty Harry has hit the nail on the head or is that nailed Kate with his little head. They're big and lovely and Kate is as blonde and bodacious as they come, so boys it's time to line up and take turns.
Announcer: "when we last left young Kate, she was nude and spread eagled on the kitchen table, surrounded by her "uncles"
Uncle Big Ed: " just how old were you when Uncle Harry last saw your boobies? "
Kate: I don't know,, about nine?"
Uncle Big Ed: "Well honey, it's about time you found out why they call me "Big Ed " (drops trou)
Kate: Wow, Uncle Big Ed....that thing is HUGE......but look at Uncle Mongo's! Oh My Goodness!
Uncle Lizard: "Yeah yeah yeah, but how about this! (Sticks out tongue to its full 8" length)
Uncle Mongo: "Hey, look who showed up...."Ah Louie Louiay, oh baby, we got it...Ay yi yi yi yi"
Louis XIV: " It appears you perverts have yon damsel well met......I'll take my leave back to the castle. "
Uncle Harry: "Dammit guys, I was just about to get some pussy!
Uncle Big Ed: Ha! The dotard thinkin he's gonna get razor burn or something.....ten bucks says he can't do it"
To be continued.............
Now he has taken to talking to himself. Inevitable but sad.
WoW !!!
I'm A Movie Star .....
And There Ain't No Rubber In Them Damn Tits ...
That does it, I'm movin'to Latvia...where I don't have to wade thru so much nonsense to see delicious babes everyday. I truly hope "Kate Fresh" lol is one of the first! Yummy.
Me gusta mucho, tiene una cosita que se parece a la mia, con gusto se la besaria!
DH: It is great! Pls keep on the story of Uncle Harry!
Anyway Kate is a typical blonde beauty. Perfect body, a little bit softy forms, round tits, delicious pussy and asshole, "good to nestle to her". For a long cold winter nights she is a good choice.
Today's commentaries were a real treat guys!! I'll expect to see this kind of humor on a regular basis!!!
I know for a fact that one of the Bier playwrights gets his buzz on every day around 4:30pm by pounding white wine spritzers, but I suggest all of you Numb Nuts abstain from alcohol because it's obvious you cannot handle it.
Een heerlijk grietje precies zoals ik ze mooi vind.
en wat een heerlijk lichaam en een lekker mooi kutje hmmmm
Linda e perfeita. Uma potranca puro-sangue !
Amazing Latvian beautifull sculpture !!!!!!!!
Wat een mooie kut heeft zei heerlijk om naar te kijken
ik ga zo ff met mijn vrouw naar bed ben er geil van geworden.
Kate Fresh
Age when shot: 18
Hair color: blonde
Height: 170cm
Weight: 50kg
Breast size: medium
Measurements: 84/61/84
Country: Latvia
Ethnicity: Caucasian