Zelda B

Age when shot: 29
Eye color: brown
Hair color: brown
Height: 165cm
Weight: 48kg
Breast size: medium
Measurements: 89/61/91
Country: Russian Federation
Ethnicity: Caucasian

You have to wonder what dialogue is going on between Zelda and her "photographer":

Zelda: Do you really want me to grin in every shot? #2

Photographer: Yes.... well mostly..... let's see where it leads.

Zelda: What the purpose of me smiling, when all you take is butt shots? #11

Photographer: I'm just trying to show your best ASSets Heh Heh!

Zelda: I could focus a lot better if you weren't constantly stroking your dick. #16

Photographer: aah... oohh, I'm almost there!

Zelda: I think I'm going to get a more polished photographer next time. #20

Photographer: Please come over me and polish me off!

The sound of a slamming door!

It just goes to show you that an ass man who gets too into his work, makes one out of himself.

@ LouisXIV
"Please come over me..."? Freudian slip perhaps?

Butt now I digress from the fantasy to the reality:
I really like Zelda and her diaphanous blouse.
What I don't like are warts ...especially the genital kind.
Back in January of 2016 photo # 19 Zelda showed us her warts,
which Sasquatch noticed first:

http://biertijd.xxx/index.p...

As I am NOT an expert I defer to Sasquatch who is
Biertijd's Resident Expert on all things Vaginal.

@ Sasquatch
Looking at today's photos # 13, 15, and 18, has Zelda gotten her warts back?
What do you say, Oh Hairy One??? Yea or Nay?

It appears that sell is having another flare-up of warts. They managed to erase them with Photoshop in most of the photos. Once I've seen them though I lose all interest...

@ Dirty Harry
I thought this dialogue was a more novel way to comment on the poor photography, which focused on her vagina and ass rather than the beautiful face of the lovely Zelda.

As far as my "Freudian slip" or typo is concerned, don't you think being polished off would be safer than other activities considering the warts you identified?

@ LouisXIV

The Official Word is now in from our Resident Vagina Expert Sasquatch:
More Warts! ...Yikes!
Sasquatch made the diagnosis, not I. I was unsure until now.

I thought that your dialogue was very enjoyable.
Of course "being polished off" is far safer than anything else ...
so long as you don't polish her. Yuck.
In point of fact President Bill ("Bubba") Clinton himself said that
receving oral is not even sex! Ha!

But it is just as Sasquatch says that once you see Zelda with warts
it is nearly impossible to "unsee" it.
In Law there is a similar expression that you cannot "unring" a bell ...

I feel sorry for Zelda.
Both Sasquatch and I remain amazed that the original photos were
published 3 years ago ...and without Photoshop!

Haaaaaa! Pretty Zelda with delicious gaping rosebud! I didn't find any part of her body which I don't like!

Além de ser muito bonita, seu corpo é perfeito !

A manufactured smile perhaps, but what a fine specimen Zelda is!!

Ik vind haar van onder interessanter dan van boven

THER IS NO "BETTER" THAN ZELDA...BEAUTIFUL, SWEET AND OOZING SEX!
Warts?...my ass! I"ll take her, just as she is!

Warts my ass... What happened to pores? She is awesome.

She is attractive when she smiles and really attractive when she begs for my cock!