Lauren Crist

Age when shot: 27
Eye color: blue
Hair color: brown
Height: 173cm
Weight: 55kg
Breast size: medium
Measurements: 86/61/89
Country: Czech Republic
Ethnicity: Caucasian

Frozen smiles are seriously unsexy.

Lauren has a pretty face, (despite the frozen smile syndrome),wet lips, nice breasts and a tight, sweet, pink snapper. So on balance, she will be invited to the palace to dine on the royal scepter.

Een heel mooi dametje met prachtig zwart haar en een fijn, roze poesje. Ik zou graag de vering van die bank met haar testen.

Een heerlijke meid ze zit er klaar voor om genomen te worden, zou graag een ritje met haar willen maken om samen naar een hoogte punt te komen hmmm dat zou heerlijk zijn.

Muito gira e sexy.
Lamento que não tenha sido fotografada de lado e de costas.
Tambem não temos uma foto do cu.

Talvez para a próxima.

Apparently this is the beginning of "Two-Fer" Mondays at Biertijd. I sure hope so!
It is a great start to the week, that's for sure.

Here we have the lovely Lauren to delight us. It's funny that before I read the comments above I was admiring all of the interesting and DIFFERENT looks on Lauren's face.
Yes, some of the smiles like in photo #20 look very forced.
But in photo # 19 she looks extremely sexy.
In # 5 and # 13 she looks very beautiful.
In # 7 and # 17 she looks both intelligent and beautiful at the same time. That's sexy
to me.

And she always seems to wear very sexy undies as well.
When she was last here in January she did that also.
All in all I very much enjoyed this photoshoot of Lauren!

nice

Shitty looking couch, but a nice looking girl!

@ Dirty Harry ...
I Am No Longer Signing In As Lizard , So All The Posts You Are Seeing With My Name Are Not Posted By Me ....

It Is Unfortunate That There Are Stupid Wankers In This World That Don't Have A Life ....

My, we have a sporty, feisty little group here! The comments section here is rife with enthusiastic, heartfelt, and, ......well, assholeish (is that even a word? ) bits of prose, posterity, and prostate. Posthaste! And now. ....... (drumroll )........I shall use the word "Timbuktu" in a sentence :

Me and Tim a camping went,
Saw three women in a tent,
They being three and we being two,
I bucked one and Timbuktu!

And Lauren looking good tu!

@ The Real Lizard - 16 Aug '17 - 01:45

10-4 Good Buddy. Don't let them get you down. You think that there are assholes on the Net? Try Law Enforcement. It is an eye opening experience. LOL

@ Mongodude - 16 Aug '17 - 03:12

Yes, we have a feisty group here. Just the way I like it.
As to your Limerick (you actually shortened it from 5 lines down to only 4):
I liked it better the FIRST time that you wrote it months ago ....bet you a Bier!

@DH, I was hoping nobody would remember, thus the adjustment. Need to work up some fresh material. Sigh.

jawadde

Eyes: beautiful.
Smile: frozen.

Give me a weekend (he'll, give me a lifetime), I'll be quite satisfied loving this beautiful woman and working on her smile. I'm in love!